July 4, 2018 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2018. More patriotic than a dozen Big Dogs shirts!
	June 19, 2018 Dippin' Dots Cereal The ice cream of the future is now the cereal of today.
	July 14, 2017 New Cereal Roundup Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Cocoa Puffs Ice Cream Scoops
	July 4, 2017 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2017. The most exciting one in probably a whole year!
	February 15, 2017 New Cereal Roundup Cinnamon Pebbles & Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch
	January 30, 2017 Keebler Cereal Apparently, cookie cereals are the hot trend for 2017.  I'm not upset.
	January 4, 2017 Girl Scouts Cereal Finally, eating bowl fulls of Thin Mints and Samoas is socially acceptable.
	July 13, 2016 Tiny Toast Cereal Your cries of "This toast is too big!" have been heard.
	June 24, 2016 Friendly's Wattamelon Sundae The magic of Wattamelon Rolls, shoved in a little cup.
	May 17, 2016 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal Don't get excited just yet - this is a different one than what you're thinking of.
	March 23, 2016 Jif PB&J Strawberry Cereal After you've made a peanut butter cereal, this probably a logical follow up.
	February 5, 2016 Smorz Cereal It's back. Yay?.
	January 4, 2016 Batman vs. Superman Cereals The battle for supremacy reaches its most important venue - a cereal bowl.
	September 23, 2015 Pumpkin Spice Frosted Mini-Wheats I guess specifying a product's flavor this time of year is a bit redundant.
	September 3, 2015 Hostess Fall Cupcakes Candy Corn and Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes - reviewed!
	July 31, 2015 Carnival Fruit Roll-Ups Unfortunately, no corn dog or flat beer flavor.
	July 20, 2015 Dreamworks Cereal Scrappy underdog Walmart was able to snag an exclusive cereal license!
	July 4, 2015 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2015. The most Americantastic yet!
	June 30, 2015 New Cereal Roundup Ice Cream Pebbles & Caramel Popcorn Crunch.
	June 9, 2015 New Cereal Roundup Star Wars Cereal reviewed.  No Luke mask on the back, unfortunately.
	June 8, 2015 New Cereal Roundup Minions Cereal reviewed
	June 3, 2015 Watermelon Bomb Pop Artificial watermelon goodness, in hand-held form.
	April 10, 2015 New Cereal Roundup There's an Avengers cereal, because obviously there is.
	April 1, 2015 Mountain Dew's Dew Shine Like Mountain Dew, but fancier!
	March 5, 2015 Cadbury Creme Egg Cookies Sure, why not?
	January 7, 2015 New Cereal Roundup French Toast Crunch is back!
	December 30, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Disney's Frozen Cereal and Froot Loops Bloopers
	December 24, 2014 Friendly's Jubilee Roll One of the best parts of Christmas, given a proper tribute.
	November 17, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch & Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp
	October 24, 2014 Caramel Apple Laffy Taffy Sorry to disappoint - I assume there's no pumpkin in it.
	October 17, 2014 Extra Pumpkin Spice Gum Oh good, something pumpkin flavored.
	September 24, 2014 Pumpkin Spice Oreos Nabisco makes the almost unheard of decision to add a new flavor of Oreos.
	September 19, 2014 Candy Apple M&M's Less likely than the real thing to chip your teeth.
	September 17, 2014 Surge Soda The 90's are back in liquid form!
	September 12, 2014 Hershey's Candy Corn A candy corn-flavored white chocolate bar.  I think?  I'm not sure.
	July 28, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Spongebob Squarepants Cereal
	July 4, 2014 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2014. More American and exciting than ever before!
	July 2, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Summer Berry Pebbles & Jif Cereal
	June 20, 2014 Kellogg's Night Time Box Designs Finally, a cereal box for people who eat cereal when it should be eaten.
	May 12, 2014 "Fortress" (1985 / 1986) Movie Review Creepy masks, kidnapping, violence, the 1980's - a great combination.
	May 6, 2014 Wonka's Peel-a-Pop Will Wonka's flair for novelty delight your taste buds? No.
	April 18, 2014 The Honey Nut Cheerios Limited Edition Box Buzz Bee has a brand new look and attitude! Unfortunately, it sucks.
	April 10, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Honeycomb With Twisted Marshmallows
	March 3, 2014 Birthday Cake M&M's Happy Birthday to your dentist! Because of the sugar. I don't actually know if it's your dentist's birthday.  Chances are, it's not.
	February 19, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Cap'n Crunch's Sprinkled Donut Crunch
	January 31, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Raisin Frosted Mini-Wheats & S'Mores Krave
	January 3, 2014 New Cereal Roundup Poppin' Pebbles & Chocolate Toast Crunch
	December 24, 2013 Sugar Cookie Pebbles Cereal A last minute seasonal cereal is here to save Christmas!  Maybe.
	December 23, 2013 Wild Ophelia Chocolate Bars Chili peppers, candy canes, and... barbecue potato chips.
	December 20, 2013 Gingerbread Twix Good News: a long-awaited new variety of Twix.  Bad News:  It's not good.
	December 16, 2013 Gingerbread M&M's Another flavor of M&M's. Yay.
	October 11, 2013 Glow In The Dark Cheetos Is a new era of snacking technology upon us?
	October 3, 2013 Pumpkin Spice M&M's Finally - a pumpkin flavored candy!
	September 16, 2013 New Monsters Cereals Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute are back!
	August 14, 2013 The Friendly's Wattamelon Roll Betrayal Walmart giveth, Walmart taketh away.
	July 26, 2013 Dole Banana Dippers Like eating fruit, with less of that pesky "fruit flavor".
	July 12, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Fruit Loops Treasures
	June 28, 2013 Monsters University Cereal They Release Quick Cash-Grab Licensed Cereals Because They Care
	June 21, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme and Vanilla Chex
	June 12, 2013 Coke Babies Classics The Turkey Soda Taste Test
	June 05, 2013 Coke Babies Classics The Insane Cereal Experiment
	June 01, 2013 Coke Babies Classics The Gourmet Chocolate Taste Test Bonanza
	May 16, 2013 How Popsicle Keeps Screwing Up And how they can fix it!
	May 15, 2013 Coke Babies Classics The Miracle Berry Experiment
	May 10, 2013 Coke Babies Classics The Aloe Vera Juice Experiment
	April 18, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Cinnamon Jacks and Cap'n Crunch's Cinnamon Roll Crunch
	April 12, 2013 Taco Bell's Sauce Packet Controversy Has the beloved food merchant gone too far?
	March 16, 2013 Mountain Dew Kickstart Finally, a product we can drink in the morning that contains caffeine!
	March 15, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Scooby-Doo! Cereal and Green Clovers Lucky Charms
	March 6, 2013 Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Cool Ranch Taco If this succeeds, the next Doritos flavor used should be "Taco"
	February 6, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Fiber One Chocolate & Frosted Mini-Wheats Crunch
	January 25, 2013 New Cereal Roundup Honey Nut Cheerios Medley Crunch & Peanut Butter Toast Crunch
	January 4, 2013 "Ten" Sodas Ten-caloried A&W Root Beer, Sunkist, 7-Up, and Canada Dry
	December 18, 2012 Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch An authentic replica of what sailors used to eat during Christmastime!
	December 12, 2012 Mint Chocolate M&M's Putting the "mint" back in "Christmints". I don't know where I was going with that.
	November 21, 2012 Perky Jerky Are you sick of wasting time in the morning drinking coffee and eating jerky?
	October 31, 2012 Marvel Candy Mix Hopefully, their crime-fighting skills are better than their candy-making skills.
	October 30, 2012 Avengers Candy Sticks These Avengers are fighting for evil!
	October 27, 2012 Popcorn Balls The greatest shape for popcorn since "in a bowl shaped".
	October 18, 2012 Monster Cereals Snacks What better was to get you to eat a Fruit Roll-Up than a rotting-corpsed spokesman?
	October 16, 2012 Hershey's Kisses Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin makes everything taste good, right?
	October 12, 2012 Milky Way Caramel Apple What will happen when two forces of evil combine?
	October 5, 2012 Halloween Crunch The Cap'n keeps fighting the good fight for holiday cereals.
	October 1, 2012 The Expired Cereal Experiment For everyone thinking, "I'd love a bowl of Ninja Turtles or Batman Cereal".
	September 28, 2012 Village Inn's Salty Hog Pie Making it easier to have bacon for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert!
	September 25, 2012 Cadbury Screme Egg The public outcry for more eggs on Halloween have been answered!
	September 19, 2012 Mountain Dew's Johnson City Gold Is a malt-flavored Mountain Dew as awesome and/or disgusting as it sounds?
	September 14, 2012 Kellogg's Vrooms Cereal It's as exciting as watching cars racing! (Whether that's good or bad is up to you.)
	September 12, 2012 The Biggest Hollywood Scandal in over 100 Years! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stole its winning formula from The Party.
	September 1, 2012 Pepsi Next & Mountain Dew Dark Berry- Reviewed! In case you've been wondering for the last six months if they're worth buying.
	August 13, 2012 New Cereal Roundup Chocolate Lucky Charms and Good Morenings Cocoa Cinnamon Crunch
	July 13, 2012 The Amazing Spider-Man Cereal Free Bonus - An extraordinarily poorly-researched history of licensed cereals!
	February 4, 2012 New Cereal Roundup Frosted Toast Crunch, Krave, Peanut Butter Cheerios, and more! (may not contain more)
	November 1, 2011 Thanksgiving 2011 Can a fruit roll surprise change the course of history? No.
	September 14, 2011 Candwich The world's first sandwich in a can! I'm assuming.
	July 14, 2011 Hollywood Sneak Peek: Jack and Jill Could this be Adam Sandler's best yet? Read this insider information to find out!
	July 8, 2011 Cheese Jerky The next peanut butter and chocolate? Or the next, uh, something that's not very good?
	July 4, 2011 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2011. Get your saluting arm stretched out, you're going to need it!
	February 3, 2011 Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats Touch of Fruit in the Middle Possibly the greatest food creation of the last ten years.
	December 22, 2010 My Week of Eating Nothing But Candy Pretty self-explanatory, really
	November 24, 2010 The Turkey Soda Taste Test Turkey and Gravy, Brussels Sprout, Dirt, Ben-Gay, and more!
	November 5, 2010 The Insane Cereal Experiment
	September 10, 201010 Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Bar Too good to share with your disgusting, bed-ridden relatives.
	August 20, 2010 The Gourmet Chocolate Taste Test Bonanza
	August 5, 201010 We Blow the Lid Off The Wonka Bottle Caps Scandal You see... "blow the lid off"... because they're bottle caps.
	July 9, 2010 Miracle Berry: A Shocking Exposé Not actually that shocking, mostly just bizarre.
	April 16, 2010 The Aloe Vera Juice Experiment The topic so controversial, it can't even be discussed here.
	February 2, 2010 Jovy Fruit Rolls - Reviewed! Everything you wanted to know about Jovy Fruit Rolls, but were ashamed to ask.
	November 7, 2009 The Alarmingly High Prices of Fruit Rolls This EXCLUSIVE exposé will shock you to your very core.
	September 29, 2009 Cheerios Cheddar Snack Mix The return of home made cereal that no one was waiting for.
	August 5, 2009 The Manitou Springs, CO Arcade Hours of awesomeness for about four dollars.
	April 17, 2009 The Budweiser Chelada Your cries of "Beer needs more clams" have finally been heard.
	January 14, 2009 The Best Snacks in Disney World Actually, let's not say "best". That's too much pressure.
	December 27, 2008 Emergency Rations A better alternative to becoming a cannibal?
	December 15, 2008 Movie Review : Executive Koala The most normal movie ever made.
	October 31, 2008 Cup Controversy A marriage of Cup Noodles and The Office... gone wrong!
	October 4, 2008 Boy's Play Day Don't you deserve one?
	August 9, 2008 Hire Spider-Man! Can he swing from a web? No.
	July 4, 2008 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2008. The most exciting tribute yet!
	June 21, 2008 Laffy Taffy jokes. More intelligent than you.
	June 7, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part IV. The Magic Kingdom - Now with more bananas.
	May 24, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part III. Epcot - Around the world in 80 minutes. Also there's giant pumpkins.
	April 25, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part II. Disney's Hollywood Studios. OMGM - they changed their name!.
	April 4, 2008 Disney World 2008 - Part I. All Star Me and Some Animals.
	February 15, 2008 The new five dollar bill. Lincoln-tastic!
	February 15, 2008 Spider Man 3 Soda. Not nearly as good as the pie.
	December 24, 2007 Madballs. The ugliest Christmas article topic ever.
	November 22, 2007 Cereal Toys. The rise of the prize.
	November 17, 2007 Increase the Grease. Or at least stop giving out terrible alternatives to candy on Halloween.
	October 20, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part II. You'll cream your caramels.
	September 21, 2007 Candy Mistakes Part I. Twice the crisp of previous articles!
	September 3, 2007 Diet Mountain Dew Now with 1/1000 serving of vegetables!.
	June 16, 2007 The Diet 7-Up Taste Test Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
	May 19, 2007 Diet Coke Plus It has a pretty label.
	April 28, 2007 Once Upon A Life Saver Watta day!
	March 31, 2007 Disney's Princess Fairytale Flakes A bibbidi bobbodi bowl of cereal.
	March 6, 2007 The Coke-Babies Guide to Finances Get rich or die tryin' or remain middle class.
	February 24, 2007 The Yorkie Bar Anarchy from the UK.
	January 6, 2007 Recycling The silent killer.
	December 24, 2006 Christmas Celebration v.2006 Two thousand and six times better than last year!
	December 16, 2006 TIME Magazine's Man of the Year Announced: Huzzah!
	November 15, 2006 My Best Friend: A tribute.
	November 9, 2006 Coca Cola Scandal! This time, they've gone too far.
	October 29, 2006 Halloween Spectacular! Warning: Not actually spectacular.
	October 18, 2006 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. Radical?
	October 01, 2006 Cool Pack. What's cooler than being cool?  Nothing.
	August 09, 2006 Diet Pepsi Jazz Strawberries and Cream and Cola and Artificial Sweeteners.  Yum?
	August 05, 2006 Berry Rice Krispies Warning: May contain numerous references to the phrase "berry good".
	July 29, 2006 House of Pain lyric analysis. They probably took themselves too seriously.
	July 4, 2006 Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza. Bigger and better than ever!
	July 1, 2006 HOLLYWOOD SCANDAL! An exclusive, in depth report.
	May 15, 2006 Spider Man - The Ultimate Ride Blame Canada.
	March 25, 2006 The 11th Annual National Kriss Kross Day Be totally krossed out or be square.
	February 25, 2006 Tab Energy 80's nostalgia has gone too far.
	February 6, 2006 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo We gonna rock down to electric boogaloo.
	December 31, 2005 The Star Wars Holiday Special Happy Life Day.
	December 7, 2005 The Top 10 Christmas Songs of All Time Because 11 would be too many.
	November 11, 2005 Necco Wafers A coke-babies tribute to an American classic.
	October 30, 2005 Halloween 2005 A Coke-Babies candy extravaganza!
	October 5, 2005 Peach Fresca It's just peachy. (Get it? Ugh.)
	October 1, 2005 CLICK HERE NOW 4 FREE MUSICZ! Ba ba, ba da da da da da.
	September 28, 2005 An in-depth, sociogenic look at "Trapped in the Closet".
	August 31, 2005 Ich bin ein part of this balanced breakfast. German cereal sucks.
	July 9, 2005 Boys Beware The homosexuals are coming... for you
	July 4, 2005 The 2005 4th of July Spectacular Even better than last year!
	May 29, 2005 The Updated it's a small world Change sucks, after all.
	May 18, 2005 The Longest Yard The preview you must read.
	April 06, 2005 Chili Pepper Beer Flea bass solos not included.
	March 24, 2005 The New Pepsi One. New and improved.
	March 19, 2005 The original Fantastic Four movie. Fantastic!
	March 2, 2005 Marvel Milk Madness! Less alliteration found inside.
	January 31, 2005 RPM and e-Moo Flavored Carbonated Milk. e-Awesome? Find out.
	December 24, 2004 Keep Christ in Christmas-Themed Foodstuffs. 'Tis the season.
	December 10, 2004 National Treasure Reviewed:  Boring.
	December 5, 2004 It came from the basement: Soda Sadness.
	November 17, 2004 I'd say "Sorry, this is the last time," but it probably isn't.  Florida 2004
	November 2, 2004 TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
	October 22, 2004 Monster Cereals:  Good?  Bad?  Overrated?  OR BOTH???
	October 16, 2004 The Halloween Olympics: Brief, but Stupid
	September 29, 2004 The definitive guide to Halloween Candy. Is not here.
	September 17, 2004 Street Fighter: The Movie: The Experience.
	August 19, 2004 Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park: Phantom-tastic!
	July 24, 2004 Frosty Paws: Arf. Arf. Don't feed me this crap.
	July 1, 2004 A very special fourth of July spectacular!
	June 23, 2004 Fish and beer: it's not just for England anymore.
	May 27, 2004 A decade is longer than you think.
	May 10, 2004 2 for 2? You Bet.
	March 29, 2004 When I left you, I was but the learner...
	January 26, 2004 The cow says: "Debris! We've got debris!"; Universal Revisited
	November 19, 2003 Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Fun)
	November 3 2003 Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for months.
	April 19, 2003 Love, Midwest American Style.
	January 6, 2003 Don't fear the reaper, fear the garbage man. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 reviewed.
	October 5, 2002 Cocaine and Muscles... Lots of muscles: Licensing Part 2
	August 25, 2002 Licensed To Drive.... Sales: Part 1
	August 7, 2002 Art imitates life imitates 50's idealism.
	August 3, 2002 Book Review: Evaluate your socioeconomic status quickly and easily.
	July 31, 2002 Florida Part 5: Go-karts, frozen beverages, and marriage consummation in a parking lot.
	July 28, 2002 Florida Part 4: The Magic of the Movies vs. The Magic of Pouring
	July 22, 2002 Florida Part 3: The Sun! The Sun???
	July 19, 2002 Florida Part 2: Ruin your memories for only $50.
	July 17, 2002 Florida Part 1: Getting there is half the not much fun