July 4, 2018
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2018.
More patriotic than a dozen Big Dogs shirts!
June 19, 2018
Dippin' Dots Cereal
The ice cream of the future is now the cereal of today.
July 14, 2017
New Cereal Roundup
Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Cocoa Puffs Ice Cream Scoops
July 4, 2017
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2017.
The most exciting one in probably a whole year!
February 15, 2017
New Cereal Roundup
Cinnamon Pebbles & Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch
January 30, 2017
Keebler Cereal
Apparently, cookie cereals are the hot trend for 2017.  I'm not upset.
January 4, 2017
Girl Scouts Cereal
Finally, eating bowl fulls of Thin Mints and Samoas is socially acceptable.
July 13, 2016
Tiny Toast Cereal
Your cries of "This toast is too big!" have been heard.
June 24, 2016
Friendly's Wattamelon Sundae
The magic of Wattamelon Rolls, shoved in a little cup.
May 17, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal
Don't get excited just yet - this is a different one than what you're thinking of.
March 23, 2016
Jif PB&J Strawberry Cereal
After you've made a peanut butter cereal, this probably a logical follow up.
February 5, 2016
Smorz Cereal
It's back. Yay?.
January 4, 2016
Batman vs. Superman Cereals
The battle for supremacy reaches its most important venue - a cereal bowl.
September 23, 2015
Pumpkin Spice Frosted Mini-Wheats
I guess specifying a product's flavor this time of year is a bit redundant.
September 3, 2015
Hostess Fall Cupcakes
Candy Corn and Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes - reviewed!
July 31, 2015
Carnival Fruit Roll-Ups
Unfortunately, no corn dog or flat beer flavor.
July 20, 2015
Dreamworks Cereal
Scrappy underdog Walmart was able to snag an exclusive cereal license!
July 4, 2015
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2015.
The most Americantastic yet!
June 30, 2015
New Cereal Roundup
Ice Cream Pebbles & Caramel Popcorn Crunch.
June 9, 2015
New Cereal Roundup
Star Wars Cereal reviewed.  No Luke mask on the back, unfortunately.
June 8, 2015
New Cereal Roundup
Minions Cereal reviewed
June 3, 2015
Watermelon Bomb Pop
Artificial watermelon goodness, in hand-held form.
April 10, 2015
New Cereal Roundup
There's an Avengers cereal, because obviously there is.
April 1, 2015
Mountain Dew's Dew Shine
Like Mountain Dew, but fancier!
March 5, 2015
Cadbury Creme Egg Cookies
Sure, why not?
January 7, 2015
New Cereal Roundup
French Toast Crunch is back!
December 30, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Disney's Frozen Cereal and Froot Loops Bloopers
December 24, 2014
Friendly's Jubilee Roll
One of the best parts of Christmas, given a proper tribute.
November 17, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch & Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp
October 24, 2014
Caramel Apple Laffy Taffy
Sorry to disappoint - I assume there's no pumpkin in it.
October 17, 2014
Extra Pumpkin Spice Gum
Oh good, something pumpkin flavored.
September 24, 2014
Pumpkin Spice Oreos
Nabisco makes the almost unheard of decision to add a new flavor of Oreos.
September 19, 2014
Candy Apple M&M's
Less likely than the real thing to chip your teeth.
September 17, 2014
Surge Soda
The 90's are back in liquid form!
September 12, 2014
Hershey's Candy Corn
A candy corn-flavored white chocolate bar.  I think?  I'm not sure.
July 28, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Spongebob Squarepants Cereal
July 4, 2014
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2014.
More American and exciting than ever before!
July 2, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Summer Berry Pebbles & Jif Cereal
June 20, 2014
Kellogg's Night Time Box Designs
Finally, a cereal box for people who eat cereal when it should be eaten.
May 12, 2014
"Fortress" (1985 / 1986) Movie Review
Creepy masks, kidnapping, violence, the 1980's - a great combination.
May 6, 2014
Wonka's Peel-a-Pop
Will Wonka's flair for novelty delight your taste buds? No.
April 18, 2014
The Honey Nut Cheerios Limited Edition Box
Buzz Bee has a brand new look and attitude! Unfortunately, it sucks.
April 10, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Honeycomb With Twisted Marshmallows
March 3, 2014
Birthday Cake M&M's
Happy Birthday to your dentist! Because of the sugar. I don't actually know if it's your dentist's birthday.  Chances are, it's not.
February 19, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Cap'n Crunch's Sprinkled Donut Crunch
January 31, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Raisin Frosted Mini-Wheats & S'Mores Krave
January 3, 2014
New Cereal Roundup
Poppin' Pebbles & Chocolate Toast Crunch
December 24, 2013
Sugar Cookie Pebbles Cereal
A last minute seasonal cereal is here to save Christmas!  Maybe.
December 23, 2013
Wild Ophelia Chocolate Bars
Chili peppers, candy canes, and... barbecue potato chips.
December 20, 2013
Gingerbread Twix
Good News: a long-awaited new variety of Twix.  Bad News:  It's not good.
December 16, 2013
Gingerbread M&M's
Another flavor of M&M's. Yay.
October 11, 2013
Glow In The Dark Cheetos
Is a new era of snacking technology upon us?
October 3, 2013
Pumpkin Spice M&M's
Finally - a pumpkin flavored candy!
September 16, 2013
New Monsters Cereals
Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute are back!
August 14, 2013
The Friendly's Wattamelon Roll Betrayal
Walmart giveth, Walmart taketh away.
July 26, 2013
Dole Banana Dippers
Like eating fruit, with less of that pesky "fruit flavor".
July 12, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Fruit Loops Treasures
June 28, 2013
Monsters University Cereal
They Release Quick Cash-Grab Licensed Cereals Because They Care
June 21, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme and Vanilla Chex
June 12, 2013
Coke Babies Classics
The Turkey Soda Taste Test
June 05, 2013
Coke Babies Classics
The Insane Cereal Experiment
June 01, 2013
Coke Babies Classics
The Gourmet Chocolate Taste Test Bonanza
May 16, 2013
How Popsicle Keeps Screwing Up
And how they can fix it!
May 15, 2013
Coke Babies Classics
The Miracle Berry Experiment
May 10, 2013
Coke Babies Classics
The Aloe Vera Juice Experiment
April 18, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Cinnamon Jacks and Cap'n Crunch's Cinnamon Roll Crunch
April 12, 2013
Taco Bell's Sauce Packet Controversy
Has the beloved food merchant gone too far?
March 16, 2013
Mountain Dew Kickstart
Finally, a product we can drink in the morning that contains caffeine!
March 15, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Scooby-Doo! Cereal and Green Clovers Lucky Charms
March 6, 2013
Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Cool Ranch Taco
If this succeeds, the next Doritos flavor used should be "Taco"
February 6, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Fiber One Chocolate & Frosted Mini-Wheats Crunch
January 25, 2013
New Cereal Roundup
Honey Nut Cheerios Medley Crunch & Peanut Butter Toast Crunch
January 4, 2013
"Ten" Sodas
Ten-caloried A&W Root Beer, Sunkist, 7-Up, and Canada Dry
December 18, 2012
Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch
An authentic replica of what sailors used to eat during Christmastime!
December 12, 2012
Mint Chocolate M&M's
Putting the "mint" back in "Christmints". I don't know where I was going with that.
November 21, 2012
Perky Jerky
Are you sick of wasting time in the morning drinking coffee and eating jerky?
October 31, 2012
Marvel Candy Mix
Hopefully, their crime-fighting skills are better than their candy-making skills.
October 30, 2012
Avengers Candy Sticks
These Avengers are fighting for evil!
October 27, 2012
Popcorn Balls
The greatest shape for popcorn since "in a bowl shaped".
October 18, 2012
Monster Cereals Snacks
What better was to get you to eat a Fruit Roll-Up than a rotting-corpsed spokesman?
October 16, 2012
Hershey's Kisses Pumpkin Spice
Pumpkin makes everything taste good, right?
October 12, 2012
Milky Way Caramel Apple
What will happen when two forces of evil combine?
October 5, 2012
Halloween Crunch
The Cap'n keeps fighting the good fight for holiday cereals.
October 1, 2012
The Expired Cereal Experiment
For everyone thinking, "I'd love a bowl of Ninja Turtles or Batman Cereal".
September 28, 2012
Village Inn's Salty Hog Pie
Making it easier to have bacon for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert!
September 25, 2012
Cadbury Screme Egg
The public outcry for more eggs on Halloween have been answered!
September 19, 2012
Mountain Dew's Johnson City Gold
Is a malt-flavored Mountain Dew as awesome and/or disgusting as it sounds?
September 14, 2012
Kellogg's Vrooms Cereal
It's as exciting as watching cars racing! (Whether that's good or bad is up to you.)
September 12, 2012
The Biggest Hollywood Scandal in over 100 Years!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stole its winning formula from The Party.
September 1, 2012
Pepsi Next & Mountain Dew Dark Berry- Reviewed!
In case you've been wondering for the last six months if they're worth buying.
August 13, 2012
New Cereal Roundup
Chocolate Lucky Charms and Good Morenings Cocoa Cinnamon Crunch
July 13, 2012
The Amazing Spider-Man Cereal
Free Bonus - An extraordinarily poorly-researched history of licensed cereals!
February 4, 2012
New Cereal Roundup
Frosted Toast Crunch, Krave, Peanut Butter Cheerios, and more! (may not contain more)
November 1, 2011
Thanksgiving 2011
Can a fruit roll surprise change the course of history? No.
September 14, 2011
The world's first sandwich in a can! I'm assuming.
July 14, 2011
Hollywood Sneak Peek: Jack and Jill
Could this be Adam Sandler's best yet? Read this insider information to find out!
July 8, 2011
Cheese Jerky
The next peanut butter and chocolate? Or the next, uh, something that's not very good?
July 4, 2011
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2011.
Get your saluting arm stretched out, you're going to need it!
February 3, 2011
Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats Touch of Fruit in the Middle
Possibly the greatest food creation of the last ten years.
December 22, 2010
My Week of Eating Nothing But Candy
Pretty self-explanatory, really
November 24, 2010
The Turkey Soda Taste Test
Turkey and Gravy, Brussels Sprout, Dirt, Ben-Gay, and more!
November 5, 2010
The Insane Cereal Experiment
September 10, 201010
Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Bar
Too good to share with your disgusting, bed-ridden relatives.
August 20, 2010
The Gourmet Chocolate Taste Test Bonanza
August 5, 201010
We Blow the Lid Off The Wonka Bottle Caps Scandal
You see... "blow the lid off"... because they're bottle caps.
July 9, 2010
Miracle Berry: A Shocking Exposť
Not actually that shocking, mostly just bizarre.
April 16, 2010
The Aloe Vera Juice Experiment
The topic so controversial, it can't even be discussed here.
February 2, 2010
Jovy Fruit Rolls - Reviewed!
Everything you wanted to know about Jovy Fruit Rolls, but were ashamed to ask.
November 7, 2009
The Alarmingly High Prices of Fruit Rolls
This EXCLUSIVE exposť will shock you to your very core.
September 29, 2009
Cheerios Cheddar Snack Mix
The return of home made cereal that no one was waiting for.
August 5, 2009
The Manitou Springs, CO Arcade
Hours of awesomeness for about four dollars.
April 17, 2009
The Budweiser Chelada
Your cries of "Beer needs more clams" have finally been heard.
January 14, 2009
The Best Snacks in Disney World
Actually, let's not say "best". That's too much pressure.
December 27, 2008
Emergency Rations
A better alternative to becoming a cannibal?
December 15, 2008
Movie Review : Executive Koala
The most normal movie ever made.
October 31, 2008
Cup Controversy
A marriage of Cup Noodles and The Office... gone wrong!
October 4, 2008
Boy's Play Day
Don't you deserve one?
August 9, 2008
Hire Spider-Man!
Can he swing from a web? No.
July 4, 2008
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza 2008.
The most exciting tribute yet!
June 21, 2008
Laffy Taffy jokes.
More intelligent than you.
June 7, 2008
Disney World 2008 - Part IV.
Magic Kingdom - Now with more bananas.
May 24, 2008
Disney World 2008 - Part III.
Epcot - Around the world in 80 minutes. Also there's giant pumpkins.
April 25, 2008
Disney World 2008 - Part II.
Disney's Hollywood Studios. OMGM - they changed their name!.
April 4, 2008
Disney World 2008 - Part I.
All Star Me and Some Animals.
February 15, 2008
The new five dollar bill.
February 15, 2008
Spider Man 3 Soda.
Not nearly as good as the pie.
December 24, 2007
The ugliest Christmas article topic ever.
November 22, 2007
Cereal Toys.
The rise of the prize.
November 17, 2007
Increase the Grease.
Or at least stop giving out terrible alternatives to candy on Halloween.
October 20, 2007
Candy Mistakes Part II.
You'll cream your caramels.
September 21, 2007
Candy Mistakes Part I.
Twice the crisp of previous articles!
September 3, 2007
Diet Mountain Dew
Now with 1/1000 serving of vegetables!.
June 16, 2007
The Diet 7-Up Taste Test
Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
May 19, 2007
Diet Coke Plus
It has a pretty label.
April 28, 2007
Once Upon A Life Saver
Watta day!
March 31, 2007
Disney's Princess Fairytale Flakes
A bibbidi bobbodi bowl of cereal.
March 6, 2007
The Coke-Babies Guide to Finances
Get rich or die tryin' or remain middle class.
February 24, 2007
The Yorkie Bar
Anarchy from the UK.
January 6, 2007
The silent killer.
December 24, 2006
Christmas Celebration v.2006
Two thousand and six times better than last year!
December 16, 2006
TIME Magazine's Man of the Year Announced:
November 15, 2006
My Best Friend:
A tribute.
November 9, 2006
Coca Cola Scandal!
This time, they've gone too far.
October 29, 2006
Halloween Spectacular!
Warning: Not actually spectacular.
October 18, 2006
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie.
October 01, 2006
Cool Pack.
What's cooler than being cool?  Nothing.
August 09, 2006
Diet Pepsi Jazz
Strawberries and Cream and Cola and Artificial Sweeteners.  Yum?
August 05, 2006
Berry Rice Krispies
Warning: May contain numerous references to the phrase "berry good".
July 29, 2006
House of Pain lyric analysis.
They probably took themselves too seriously.
July 4, 2006
Coke-Babies Fourth of July Extravaganza.
Bigger and better than ever!
July 1, 2006
An exclusive, in depth report.
May 15, 2006
Spider Man - The Ultimate Ride
Blame Canada.
March 25, 2006
The 11th Annual National Kriss Kross Day
Be totally krossed out or be square.
February 25, 2006
Tab Energy
80's nostalgia has gone too far.
February 6, 2006
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
We gonna rock down to electric boogaloo.
December 31, 2005
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Happy Life Day.
December 7, 2005
The Top 10 Christmas Songs of All Time
Because 11 would be too many.
November 11, 2005
Necco Wafers
A coke-babies tribute to an American classic.
October 30, 2005
Halloween 2005
A Coke-Babies candy extravaganza!
October 5, 2005
Peach Fresca
It's just peachy. (Get it? Ugh.)
October 1, 2005
Ba ba, ba da da da da da.
September 28, 2005
An in-depth, sociogenic look at "Trapped in the Closet".
August 31, 2005
Ich bin ein part of this balanced breakfast.
German cereal sucks.
July 9, 2005
Boys Beware
The homosexuals are coming... for you
July 4, 2005
The 2005 4th of July Spectacular
Even better than last year!
May 29, 2005
The Updated it's a small world
Change sucks, after all.
May 18, 2005
The Longest Yard
The preview you must read.
April 06, 2005
Chili Pepper Beer
Flea bass solos not included.
March 24, 2005
The New Pepsi One.
New and improved.
March 19, 2005
The original Fantastic Four movie.
March 2, 2005
Marvel Milk Madness!
Less alliteration found inside.
January 31, 2005
RPM and e-Moo Flavored Carbonated Milk.
e-Awesome? Find out.
December 24, 2004
Keep Christ in Christmas-Themed Foodstuffs.
'Tis the season.
December 10, 2004
National Treasure Reviewed:  Boring.
December 5, 2004
It came from the basement: Soda Sadness.
November 17, 2004
I'd say "Sorry, this is the last time," but it probably isn't.  Florida 2004
November 2, 2004
October 22, 2004
Monster Cereals:  Good?  Bad?  Overrated?  OR BOTH???
October 16, 2004
The Halloween Olympics: Brief, but Stupid
September 29, 2004
The definitive guide to Halloween Candy. Is not here.
September 17, 2004
Street Fighter: The Movie: The Experience.
August 19, 2004
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park: Phantom-tastic!
July 24, 2004
Frosty Paws: Arf. Arf. Don't feed me this crap.
July 1, 2004
A very special fourth of July spectacular!
June 23, 2004
Fish and beer: it's not just for England anymore.
May 27, 2004
A decade is longer than you think.
May 10, 2004
2 for 2? You Bet.
March 29, 2004
When I left you, I was but the learner...
January 26, 2004
The cow says: "Debris! We've got debris!"; Universal Revisited
November 19, 2003
Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Fun)
November 3 2003
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for months.
April 19, 2003
Love, Midwest American Style.
January 6, 2003
Don't fear the reaper, fear the garbage man. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 reviewed.
October 5, 2002
Cocaine and Muscles... Lots of muscles: Licensing Part 2
August 25, 2002
Licensed To Drive.... Sales: Part 1
August 7, 2002
Art imitates life imitates 50's idealism.
August 3, 2002
Book Review:
Evaluate your socioeconomic status quickly and easily.
July 31, 2002
Florida Part 5:
Go-karts, frozen beverages, and marriage consummation in a parking lot.
July 28, 2002
Florida Part 4:
The Magic of the Movies vs. The Magic of Pouring
July 22, 2002
Florida Part 3:
The Sun! The Sun???
July 19, 2002
Florida Part 2:
Ruin your memories for only $50.
July 17, 2002
Florida Part 1:
Getting there is half the not much fun